First off, let me tell you that I love these kinds of movies. They remind me of moiveds from my childhood like ‘Star Kid.’ That being said, they are usually horrible, paint-by-numbers films. That’s why when I saw the trailer for ‘AXL’ it immediately reminded me of the movie ‘Monster Trucks.’ That made me want…
Writing and Producing Reel!
Hello, I wanted to share a quick video showing my writing and producing reel. I don’t even know if that’s really a thing, but who wouldn’t want to watch a bunch of funny videos smooshed into one video? Let me know what you think, and if you want to see any of the full clips….
A Capitalist and a Socialist Walk into a Bar
A Capitalist and a Socialist walk into a bar. The Capitalist orders a beer, paying for it with a $1,000 bill, all while the socialist counts the change in his pocket to make sure he can afford one. Upon noticing the Capitalist’s extra money, the Socialist proclaims that the Capitalist should pay for everyone’s beer….
The Flash Drive
A guy and his girlfriend had just moved in together, so they were still getting comfortable with each other’s boundaries. One day the girlfriend asked if she could use his computer, nervously adding, “I’m not going to find any porn on it, am I?” The guy scoffed and said, “Honey, you will ne’re find a…
The Search for the Spiciest Curry
There was this foodie who was utterly obsessed with finding the spiciest curry in all the world. He had traveled to literally every single restaurant and hobby-chef’s kitchen, yet couldn’t find a single curry worthy of his tongue. He had one last hope though. The final restaurant he had yet to try. The one known…
Ready Player One Review: Steven Spielberg Almost Got Away with It, AKA the Movie Equivalent of a Bunch of Titties
This is a hard movie for me to accurately assess. I bet it’ll be that way for a lot of people. Mostly the fans. Not just fans of Ready Player One, the book. I mean fans of literally everything . Let me be clear. I’ve never read Ready Player One, although I have almost bought…
Ep. 4 – (Guest: Anye Elite) Body Shaming Isn’t a Thing(?) & Cannabis Questionnaire
For Itunes version click here Episode 4 we had our special guest, Anye Elite. He’s an amazing rapper who debuts a song on this very episode! You can check out the link to that song below. We cover A LOT but highlights include Brenden interviewing us about cannabis, Mariah Carey gets everyone heated, and we…
Pacific Rim: Uprising – A Sequel Better than Its Predecessor that Could Not Work Without It
Note: I’l be talking a lot about the first Pacific Rim. I will clearly notate Pacific Rim 2 if talking about 2. I’m a fanboy of a lot of the ingredients in the stew that is Pacific Rim – Mech, monsters, campy sci-fi action-adventure – but the first movie has always left a bad taste…
Episode 3 of the Joe Cabello Show!
You’re here for writing, so why am I posting audio?! Send all complains to @joecabello on twitter while you enjoy listening to the new episode of my podcast! For Itunes version click here Joe Cabello (Five @ 305) and Brenden Leigh (BrendenLeigh.com) are joined by Julian Vargas where Brenden tricks us into revealing that we’re…
Tomb Raider (2018) Review – It’s good… but does that matter?
Hey all! I think I’m doing it…. I think I’m getting back into blogging. Not because the world needs it. Not because you need it. Because my narcissism has grown too powerful to keep at bay. But really what I’d like to do is connect with you people of the internet. What better way than…
Shaq Fu: Me VS Girlfriend ANDICAP CHALLENGE
My girlfriend, Andi, and I love playing games together, but I play them a lot more than her so I usually cream here. That’s why we got together with a team of over 16 scientists from 5 different countries and developed Andicap gaming (get it? It took 4 of the scientists to come up with…
Ghosbusters (NES) Playthrough+Drinking Game
I’ve got a new Twitch channel with live shows every Wednesday at 8pm. Come hang and chat with me and guests as we play retro games together, and some new ones as well. And yes, there will probably be a lot of drinking! This week I hung out with Julian Vargas and played Ghostbuster’s for…
