Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 5

Check out Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4. This one’s a little short at just shy of 800 words, but there’s so many jokes it’s almost unreadable! <-That’s a good thing! Hope you enjoy! A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the…

Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 4!

Check out Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. This one’s a little short at just shy of 800 words, but there’s so many jokes it’s almost unreadable! <-That’s a good thing! Hope you enjoy! A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the influence…

Best Superbowl Joke Wins a Copy of Scrote One

The person who writes the best Superbowl Joke (in my opinion) will get a paperback copy of Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody (or just buy it for as low as $1.99 on kindle). Also check out my new series, Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers

Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 3

Check out Part 1, and Part 2. A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the influence of marijuana but claims she never smoked. If you’d like a copy of my Star Wars parody, Scrote One, sign up for my email list (just click…

The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 2!

Read Part 1 Here (it’s very funny!) If you’d like a copy of my Star Wars parody, Scrote One, sign up for my email list (just click here). If you read it and enjoy it, I’d love a review on Amazon. And now… here’s part two of Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers…

Why I Wrote My Star Wars Parodies

This past December I self-published my second Star Wars parody, Scrote One, in conjunction with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. The year before that I released The Farts Awakens in conjunction with The Force Awakens. I often get asked how I wrote them, considering they must have been written before I saw the movies….

GoodReads Giveaway of my Star Wars Parody!

Hello GoodReads users! I’m doing a giveaway for my Star Wars parody, Scrote One. It’s super hilarious, and you can even read a sample HERE. If you don’t have a Goodreads account, sign up for one. It’s easy, ya lunkhead. Goodreads Book Giveaway Scrote One by Joe Cabello Giveaway ends January 18, 2017. See the…

Chapter 4 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Read Chapter 3 Weyland woke up in a luxurious guest room compared to his previous lodgings with Frank and Lukala. There was a cot, a window with a beautiful view of a cement wall, and a television that he assumed could play porno. First thing was first. He needed to break the…

Chapter 3 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Everything was on fire. Lukala frantically slapped at the fire as it crawled into his hut, thinking, “Wow, this material catches fire really easily and we knew that. Why did we construct our homes out of it?” He also thought it was weird that the gods would be cursing…

Chapter 2 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Weyland washed up on the shore of an island, unscathed. The sand was as white as cocaine, and it hurt when Weyland snorted it into his wheezing nostrils, thinking it was cocaine. He had landed on an island so remote that it didn’t appear on any maps. It was also ripe with purple foliage, making it…