Once Upon a Time in Knowing Hollywood History

Just like any movie, there are endless reasons a moviegoer may have disliked Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Even the most lauded films have their detractors after all. There is no greater proof than the fact that there are people  who believe Children of Men is a bad film (pray for them). On the…

My Favorite Type of “Breaking Into Hollywood” Story

Since breaking into Hollywood as a screenwriter can be a long journey, it’s not uncommon to see people post about their breaking-in story after they’ve finally got their shot. They usually have a quasi-inspirational tone to them, urging others not to give up or feel bad that they haven’t achieved success yet. Unfortunately, most of…

Episode 3 of the Joe Cabello Show!

You’re here for writing, so why am I posting audio?! Send all complains to @joecabello on twitter while you enjoy listening to the new episode of my podcast! For Itunes version click here Joe Cabello (Five @ 305) and Brenden Leigh (BrendenLeigh.com) are joined by Julian Vargas where Brenden tricks us into revealing that we’re…

Korean Movie Review Podcast Ep. 1 – Confidential Assignment

I’m very excited to announce Korean Movie Review, my new podcast focused on reviewing Korean movies that are new to US cinema, specifically movies playing at the CGV Cinema in LA. Here’s a little about the show: Hosts Joe Cabello (author Scrote One, The Farts Awakens) and Fred Le (Sherane Musical Comedy Show) review a…

Best Superbowl Joke Wins a Copy of Scrote One

The person who writes the best Superbowl Joke (in my opinion) will get a paperback copy of Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody (or just buy it for as low as $1.99 on kindle). Also check out my new series, Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers

GoodReads Giveaway of my Star Wars Parody!

Hello GoodReads users! I’m doing a giveaway for my Star Wars parody, Scrote One. It’s super hilarious, and you can even read a sample HERE. If you don’t have a Goodreads account, sign up for one. It’s easy, ya lunkhead. Goodreads Book Giveaway Scrote One by Joe Cabello Giveaway ends January 18, 2017. See the…

A New Star Wars Parody Book!

Hello! I’m doing pre-orders on my new Star Wars Parody Book, Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody! Last year in anticipation for The Force Awakens, I wrote The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody, which you can read a sample of here. SYNOPSIS: The Rebel Assliance makes a risky move to steal the plans to…

Westword Problems (Westworld Parody)

The AI in Westworld is extremely advanced, not unlike our own. But that may not be a good thing. Check out some of the other videos on my channel, and my patreon page.

TMNT: Out of the Shadows – Why It Sucked.

Some of these thoughts also apply to the 2014 TMNT. Also, spoilers ahead. I didn’t have high hopes for the 2014 TMNT, yet was still disgusted by it once I saw it. I had higher hopes for Out of the Shadows (OOTS) because it had Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady, and the Tartaruga Brothers truck. I…

Everything Wrong with Captain America: Civil War

Spoilers ahead. In the writer’s room: Writer 1: Let’s have a big moment. How about War Machine dies during the fight between the heroes? Writer 2: Great. That’ll be a huge moment. Let’s have him break his back instead. Writer 1: Definitely! Then we’ll immediately give him robot legs and fix him. Writer 2: Perfect….

PremiumMasons

Dear PremiumMasons Support Team, I’d like to cancel my PremiumMasons membership. At first when I found out the Freemasons were offering a paid subscription service I was very excited. As someone who has enjoyed the unadulterated power and wealth from being a Freemason, a premium service sounded like a good idea. Unfortunately the additional services…