This is a hard movie for me to accurately assess. I bet it’ll be that way for a lot of people. Mostly the fans. Not just fans of Ready Player One, the book. I mean fans of literally everything . Let me be clear. I’ve never read Ready Player One, although I have almost bought…
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Pacific Rim: Uprising – A Sequel Better than Its Predecessor that Could Not Work Without It
Note: I’l be talking a lot about the first Pacific Rim. I will clearly notate Pacific Rim 2 if talking about 2. I’m a fanboy of a lot of the ingredients in the stew that is Pacific Rim – Mech, monsters, campy sci-fi action-adventure – but the first movie has always left a bad taste…
Episode 3 of the Joe Cabello Show!
You’re here for writing, so why am I posting audio?! Send all complains to @joecabello on twitter while you enjoy listening to the new episode of my podcast! For Itunes version click here Joe Cabello (Five @ 305) and Brenden Leigh (BrendenLeigh.com) are joined by Julian Vargas where Brenden tricks us into revealing that we’re…
Tomb Raider (2018) Review – It’s good… but does that matter?
Hey all! I think I’m doing it…. I think I’m getting back into blogging. Not because the world needs it. Not because you need it. Because my narcissism has grown too powerful to keep at bay. But really what I’d like to do is connect with you people of the internet. What better way than…
5 Things More Likely to Kill You Than a Terrorist Attack or my Drunk Driving Accident
Here’s a parody article I wrote to the type of article “Things more likely to kill you than a terrorist attack.” I didn’t actually get in a drunk driving accident, although I keep trying really hard. When will there be another attack? How many will lives will be taken this year? Who is this faceless…
The Last Dragons [An Slightly Erotic, Bizarre Fiction about Dragons]
Prior to this, I’ve posted this on my official site, JoeCabello.com, and quickly realized (through the power of analytics) that many people were finding it by googling “dragon sex stories” or “dragons having sex with humans stories.” That’s, unfortunately, not what this story is about, though it does have some erotic elements for the…
Chapter 9 is here! And it’s funny?! You decide!
My last post got some good love, so as promised, here’s Chapter 9. If you haven’t read the introduction yet, read it here. Lessons In Debauchery: The Topher Weyland Story is an adventure comedy novel about an aspiring TV personality who gets recruited by the CIA to be a distraction, but things quickly get out of…
About the Clown I Hired for John’s Birthday
I’ve been busy doing nothing ever since recovering from my surgery, but I do have some exciting things developing, including a book announcement very soon. I appreciate any encouragement, and please subscribe to get more info on the book as it comes out. Enjoy. First I want to address that, no, the clown I…
