My Favorite Type of “Breaking Into Hollywood” Story

Since breaking into Hollywood as a screenwriter can be a long journey, it’s not uncommon to see people post about their breaking-in story after they’ve finally got their shot. They usually have a quasi-inspirational tone to them, urging others not to give up or feel bad that they haven’t achieved success yet. Unfortunately, most ofContinue reading “My Favorite Type of “Breaking Into Hollywood” Story”

I’m Disturbed – The Trailer for ‘The Art of Racing in the Rain’

‘The Art of Racing in the Rain’ would be a tremendous title for a movie about drifting, and I’m sure if you hadn’t seen the trailer/a movie poster/been familiar with the book, you’d think that it was. Unfortunately, it is not a movie about drifting. If you’re looking for a movie about drifting, you’re stuckContinue reading “I’m Disturbed – The Trailer for ‘The Art of Racing in the Rain’”

AXL Trailer Compared to Monster Trucks

First off, let me tell you that I love these kinds of movies. They remind me of moiveds from my childhood like ‘Star Kid.’ That being said, they are usually horrible, paint-by-numbers films. That’s why when I saw the trailer for ‘AXL’ it immediately reminded me of the movie ‘Monster Trucks.’ That made me wantContinue reading “AXL Trailer Compared to Monster Trucks”

Writing and Producing Reel!

Hello, I wanted to share a quick video showing my writing and producing reel. I don’t even know if that’s really a thing, but who wouldn’t want to watch a bunch of funny videos smooshed into one video? Let me know what you think, and if you want to see any of the full clips.Continue reading “Writing and Producing Reel!”

The Flash Drive

A guy and his girlfriend had just moved in together, so they were still getting comfortable with each other’s boundaries. One day the girlfriend asked if she could use his computer, nervously adding, “I’m not going to find any porn on it, am I?” The guy scoffed and said, “Honey, you will ne’re find aContinue reading “The Flash Drive”

The Search for the Spiciest Curry

There was this foodie who was utterly obsessed with finding the spiciest curry in all the world. He had traveled to literally every single restaurant and hobby-chef’s kitchen, yet couldn’t find a single curry worthy of his tongue. He had one last hope though. The final restaurant he had yet to try. The one knownContinue reading “The Search for the Spiciest Curry”

Ready Player One Review: Steven Spielberg Almost Got Away with It, AKA the Movie Equivalent of a Bunch of Titties

This is a hard movie for me to accurately assess. I bet it’ll be that way for a lot of people. Mostly the fans. Not just fans of Ready Player One, the book. I mean fans of literally everything . Let me be clear. I’ve never read Ready Player One, although I have almost boughtContinue reading “Ready Player One Review: Steven Spielberg Almost Got Away with It, AKA the Movie Equivalent of a Bunch of Titties”

Ep. 4 – (Guest: Anye Elite) Body Shaming Isn’t a Thing(?) & Cannabis Questionnaire

For Itunes version click here Episode 4 we had our special guest, Anye Elite. He’s an amazing rapper who debuts a song on this very episode! You can check out the link to that song below. We cover A LOT but highlights include Brenden interviewing us about cannabis, Mariah Carey gets everyone heated, and weContinue reading “Ep. 4 – (Guest: Anye Elite) Body Shaming Isn’t a Thing(?) & Cannabis Questionnaire”

Pacific Rim: Uprising – A Sequel Better than Its Predecessor that Could Not Work Without It

Note: I’l be talking a lot about the first Pacific Rim. I will clearly notate Pacific Rim 2 if talking about 2. I’m a fanboy of a lot of the ingredients in the stew that is Pacific Rim – Mech, monsters, campy sci-fi action-adventure – but the first movie has always left a bad tasteContinue reading “Pacific Rim: Uprising – A Sequel Better than Its Predecessor that Could Not Work Without It”

Episode 3 of the Joe Cabello Show!

You’re here for writing, so why am I posting audio?! Send all complains to @joecabello on twitter while you enjoy listening to the new episode of my podcast! For Itunes version click here Joe Cabello (Five @ 305) and Brenden Leigh (BrendenLeigh.com) are joined by Julian Vargas where Brenden tricks us into revealing that we’reContinue reading “Episode 3 of the Joe Cabello Show!”