A Capitalist and a Socialist Walk into a Bar

A Capitalist and a Socialist walk into a bar. The Capitalist orders a beer, paying for it with a $1,000 bill, all while the socialist counts the change in his pocket to make sure he can afford one. Upon noticing the Capitalist’s extra money, the Socialist proclaims that the Capitalist should pay for everyone’s beer….

The Flash Drive

A guy and his girlfriend had just moved in together, so they were still getting comfortable with each other’s boundaries. One day the girlfriend asked if she could use his computer, nervously adding, “I’m not going to find any porn on it, am I?” The guy scoffed and said, “Honey, you will ne’re find a…