Why I Wrote My Star Wars Parodies

This past December I self-published my second Star Wars parody, Scrote One, in conjunction with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. The year before that I released The Farts Awakens in conjunction with The Force Awakens. I often get asked how I wrote them, considering they must have been written before I saw the movies….

GoodReads Giveaway of my Star Wars Parody!

Hello GoodReads users! I’m doing a giveaway for my Star Wars parody, Scrote One. It’s super hilarious, and you can even read a sample HERE. If you don’t have a Goodreads account, sign up for one. It’s easy, ya lunkhead. Goodreads Book Giveaway Scrote One by Joe Cabello Giveaway ends January 18, 2017. See the…

Chapter 3 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Everything was on fire. Lukala frantically slapped at the fire as it crawled into his hut, thinking, “Wow, this material catches fire really easily and we knew that. Why did we construct our homes out of it?” He also thought it was weird that the gods would be cursing…

Chapter 1 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Chapter 1 It was midnight and the Tokyo airlines flight 881 was halfway to Chennai. Taking red eye flights used to be fun until the movie Red Eye came out. Movies have a tendency to ruin things,¬†like how Pretty Woman ruined hookers. Most of them¬†aren’t as nice and charming as Julia Roberts. Some are even…