Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 4!

Check out Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. This one’s a little short at just shy of 800 words, but there’s so many jokes it’s almost unreadable! <-That’s a good thing! Hope you enjoy! A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the influence…

Best Superbowl Joke Wins a Copy of Scrote One

The person who writes the best Superbowl Joke (in my opinion) will get a paperback copy of Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody (or just buy it for as low as $1.99 on kindle). Also check out my new series, Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers

Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 3

Check out Part 1, and Part 2. A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the influence of marijuana but claims she never smoked. If you’d like a copy of my Star Wars parody, Scrote One, sign up for my email list (just click…

The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 2!

Read Part 1 Here (it’s very funny!) If you’d like a copy of my Star Wars parody, Scrote One, sign up for my email list (just click here). If you read it and enjoy it, I’d love a review on Amazon. And now… here’s part two of Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers…

A New Star Wars Parody Book!

Hello! I’m doing pre-orders on my new Star Wars Parody Book, Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody! Last year in anticipation for The Force Awakens, I wrote The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody, which you can read a sample of here. SYNOPSIS: The Rebel Assliance makes a risky move to steal the plans to…

Chapter 3 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Everything was on fire. Lukala frantically slapped at the fire as it crawled into his hut, thinking, “Wow, this material catches fire really easily and we knew that. Why did we construct our homes out of it?” He also thought it was weird that the gods would be cursing…

Chapter 1 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Chapter 1 It was midnight and the Tokyo airlines flight 881 was halfway to Chennai. Taking red eye flights used to be fun until the movie Red Eye came out. Movies have a tendency to ruin things, like how Pretty Woman ruined hookers. Most of them aren’t as nice and charming as Julia Roberts. Some are even…