Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 5

Check out Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4. This one’s a little short at just shy of 800 words, but there’s so many jokes it’s almost unreadable! <-That’s a good thing! Hope you enjoy! A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the…

Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 4!

Check out Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. This one’s a little short at just shy of 800 words, but there’s so many jokes it’s almost unreadable! <-That’s a good thing! Hope you enjoy! A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the influence…

Best Superbowl Joke Wins a Copy of Scrote One

The person who writes the best Superbowl Joke (in my opinion) will get a paperback copy of Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody (or just buy it for as low as $1.99 on kindle). Also check out my new series, Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers

Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 3

Check out Part 1, and Part 2. A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the influence of marijuana but claims she never smoked. If you’d like a copy of my Star Wars parody, Scrote One, sign up for my email list (just click…

The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 2!

Read Part 1 Here (it’s very funny!) If you’d like a copy of my Star Wars parody, Scrote One, sign up for my email list (just click here). If you read it and enjoy it, I’d love a review on Amazon. And now… here’s part two of Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers…

Why I Wrote My Star Wars Parodies

This past December I self-published my second Star Wars parody, Scrote One, in conjunction with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. The year before that I released The Farts Awakens in conjunction with The Force Awakens. I often get asked how I wrote them, considering they must have been written before I saw the movies….

Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers

Hello! So many exciting things are happening right now with Scrote One, my Star Wars Parody, and my compilation of short stories (free on Amazon right now!), but I’m sick of promoting. It’s time I give an excerpt from something I’m working on. It’s about a female private investigator named Riz Raru. It’s based off…

Westword Problems (Westworld Parody)

The AI in Westworld is extremely advanced, not unlike our own. But that may not be a good thing. Check out some of the other videos on my channel, and my patreon page.

Chapter 4 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Read Chapter 3 Weyland woke up in a luxurious guest room compared to his previous lodgings with Frank and Lukala. There was a cot, a window with a beautiful view of a cement wall, and a television that he assumed could play porno. First thing was first. He needed to break the…

Chapter 1 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Chapter 1 It was midnight and the Tokyo airlines flight 881 was halfway to Chennai. Taking red eye flights used to be fun until the movie Red Eye came out. Movies have a tendency to ruin things, like how Pretty Woman ruined hookers. Most of them aren’t as nice and charming as Julia Roberts. Some are even…