Failed Movie Pitches

Romeo in Joliet

Before his final triste with Juliet, Romeo falls into a magical well, transporting him to Joliet, Illinois where he falls in love with a rough and tumble corn farmer named Sarah.

One Nightstand

Serial-dater, Jenna, keeps all the names of her conquests in her nightstand, but when she finally meets “Mr. Right,” she has to decide if she’s ready to take a chance on love, or if she’ll go back to her old ways. The nightstand talks as well.

Trick or Treat

Last Halloween a group of drunk teenagers accidentally killed and hid the body of famed actor Treat Williams. One year later, mysterious scripts appear on their door, with roles perfect for Treat Williams, and violent things start happening around them.