GoodReads Giveaway of my Star Wars Parody!

Hello GoodReads users! I’m doing a giveaway for my Star Wars parody, Scrote One. It’s super hilarious, and you can even read a sample HERE. If you don’t have a Goodreads account, sign up for one. It’s easy, ya lunkhead. Goodreads Book Giveaway Scrote One by Joe Cabello Giveaway ends January 18, 2017. See the…

The Last Dragons [An Slightly Erotic, Bizarre Fiction about Dragons]

  Prior to this, I’ve posted this on my official site, JoeCabello.com, and quickly realized (through the power of analytics) that many people were finding it by googling “dragon sex stories” or “dragons having sex with humans stories.” That’s, unfortunately, not what this story is about, though it does have some erotic elements for the…

Post-Apocalyptic Pick-Up Lines

I have food. I have shelter. I can protect you from the Blood Ravens. I won’t rape you. Want to get out of here? (followed by a double suicide.) Is that a knife, or are you just happy to see me? (it’s a knife and the person stabs you with it, taking your food and…