Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers, Part 5

Check out Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4. This one’s a little short at just shy of 800 words, but there’s so many jokes it’s almost unreadable! <-That’s a good thing! Hope you enjoy! A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the…

Best Superbowl Joke Wins a Copy of Scrote One

The person who writes the best Superbowl Joke (in my opinion) will get a paperback copy of Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody (or just buy it for as low as $1.99 on kindle). Also check out my new series, Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers

GoodReads Giveaway of my Star Wars Parody!

Hello GoodReads users! I’m doing a giveaway for my Star Wars parody, Scrote One. It’s super hilarious, and you can even read a sample HERE. If you don’t have a Goodreads account, sign up for one. It’s easy, ya lunkhead. Goodreads Book Giveaway Scrote One by Joe Cabello Giveaway ends January 18, 2017. See the…

A New Star Wars Parody Book!

Hello! I’m doing pre-orders on my new Star Wars Parody Book, Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody! Last year in anticipation for The Force Awakens, I wrote The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody, which you can read a sample of here. SYNOPSIS: The Rebel Assliance makes a risky move to steal the plans to…

Chapter 4 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Read Chapter 3 Weyland woke up in a luxurious guest room compared to his previous lodgings with Frank and Lukala. There was a cot, a window with a beautiful view of a cement wall, and a television that he assumed could play porno. First thing was first. He needed to break the…

Chapter 3 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Everything was on fire. Lukala frantically slapped at the fire as it crawled into his hut, thinking, “Wow, this material catches fire really easily and we knew that. Why did we construct our homes out of it?” He also thought it was weird that the gods would be cursing…

Chapter 2 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Weyland washed up on the shore of an island, unscathed. The sand was as white as cocaine, and it hurt when Weyland snorted it into his wheezing nostrils, thinking it was cocaine. He had landed on an island so remote that it didn’t appear on any maps. It was also ripe with purple foliage, making it…

Chapter 1 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Chapter 1 It was midnight and the Tokyo airlines flight 881 was halfway to Chennai. Taking red eye flights used to be fun until the movie Red Eye came out. Movies have a tendency to ruin things, like how Pretty Woman ruined hookers. Most of them aren’t as nice and charming as Julia Roberts. Some are even…

I talk about my new book on the Word With Friend podcast

Recently I was invited back to the Word with Friend podcast hosted by Julian Stern. We talk about my new book and I spout utter nonsense. It’s a good time! Listen Here on Itunes Don’t forget to buy my book, The Longest Haiku! (Click the image for the link)

The Longest Haiku! See what’s inside!

My new book, The Longest Haiku, is now available on Amazon! Money I make from it goes towards my medical bills from my recent shoulder injury, so I’d love it if you buy it or share it on social media. You can check out the table of content below after the link. Buy it on…